Have yourself a hair-removing Christmas
Let your shaves be light
Next year keep your grubby whiskers out of sight
Have yourself a hair-removing Christmas
Just don’t take all day
Next year your bad lathers will be miles away
Once again on Mühle Mondays
Or Fatip Fridays of yore
Faithful razors gather to near us
Often with a brush, once more
From now on, we’ll unwrap sticks of ARKO!
If the saints allow
But if you like something else
Don’t have a cow*
And have yourself a hair-removing Christmas now!
Let your shaves be light
Next year keep your grubby whiskers out of sight
Have yourself a hair-removing Christmas
Just don’t take all day
Next year your bad lathers will be miles away
Once again on Mühle Mondays
Or Fatip Fridays of yore
Faithful razors gather to near us
Often with a brush, once more
From now on, we’ll unwrap sticks of ARKO!
If the saints allow
But if you like something else
Don’t have a cow*
And have yourself a hair-removing Christmas now!
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Merry Christmas to all the silly people, who'm help to keep B&B interesting. Together we demonstrate our unending RAD, and we lift our razors in the name of all things holiday consumerism, and we say, "May there be many more razors packaged up under the tree, for this holy opening day." Oops, I think the kiddo got into dads new shaving cream, gave themselves a Santa beard, oh how cute, take a picture. 
