I came across this today on the bay and I actually laughed out loud. I know I can't post the link to the auction, but luckily I found it on amazon and I had to share it's craziness. It's basically a pacifier for men that you shave around.
http://www.amazon.com/GoateeSaver-GTS-1001/dp/B001F2B3P8/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2
http://www.amazon.com/GoateeSaver-GTS-1001/dp/B001F2B3P8/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2