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Ever had this happen to you

Just a funny little story before I have to leave for work.

As a transfer student I have to attend a manditory english dept. seminar at my college (seeing as thats my major) filled with mostly freshman, and a few other transfers. Coming in as a junior, I already know most of the information they're giving, and it's very boring, and quite frankly a waste of my time. I'd imagine it helps some of the freshman in the class, but I wouldn't even be wasting my time going to this seminar if it wasnt a pass/fail, basically graded on attendance.

Now the funny part, the attendance/sign in sheet was being passed around, and after I signed and passed it, the girl next to me asked if she could use my pen really quick. I had my hero 332 (undecorated parker 51 knockoff) with the cap posted sitting on my desk. I had to hold back the laughter as she didn't realize that the cap was already off, then had to closely inspect the nib, I prety much simultaneously apolodgized and said "oh it's a fountain pen, sorry" She got the hang of it fast enough. But it was still really entertaining seeing how weirded out she was by the hooded nib.

Ever been in a similar situation B&B brothers?
 
Last time I handed someone a fountain pen, they tried to pull off the screw-off cap...needless to say, I stopped him before he messed up the threads. At least he knew how to write with it once the cap was off.
 
A similar situation? No. Worse? Yes. Several years ago, an old boss of mine rushed into my cubicle and picked up my Pilot VP to quickly sign a document. When he realized it was a fountain pen, he said, "A fountain pen?! Gimme a real pen." And slammed my VP back down onto the desk. The guy had a bit of a temper and was usually in a real hurry.

Since then, I would probably only consider loaning my pens to friends and family, unless it was a cheap pen. Almost none of those folks are interested, however. I don't leave my pens lying around unattended on my desk at work, either. I always keep a cheap ballpoint visibly out on my desk for other folks to use if the need arises.

You should have given her the pen and scored some enabling points.

-Andy
 
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To the four winds with the pen young man. Did you ask her out? I think the moral of the story is: Fountain pens are chick magnets.

Great story.
 
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nemo

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Happens to me a lot, I let someone use my M200 last week to write a note. She didn't know how to use it, looked at it all funny, so I said to keep the shiny side up -- she did fine but didn't like it. Once I let a woman look at my Pelikan 400NN and she ripped the cap off without unscrewing it, I can't to this day understand how there was no damage. Tough pen.

A hopeless romantic. :blushing:

And he loves his Pearly Baker.
 
Happens to me a lot, I let someone use my M200 last week to write a note. She didn't know how to use it, looked at it all funny, so I said to keep the shiny side up -- she did fine but didn't like it. Once I let a woman look at my Pelikan 400NN and she ripped the cap off without unscrewing it, I can't to this day understand how there was no damage. Tough pen.



And he loves his Pearly Baker.

...more than my wine.
 
If somebody asks to use a pen, I almost always have a ballpoint on hand, which I fish out of a pants pocket while they look pointedly at the fountain pen already in my hand, or visible in a shirt pocket. Actually, I can get a bit irritated at the kind of person who never has a pen of his own, but that's another thread.

Every now and then I get some sort of puzzled reaction to the fact that I'm writing with a fountain pen, but most people don't comment at all. I'm not sure they even notice.
 
Ahahaha, No I didn't give her the fountain pen's birds and bees talk.

Also, I actually didn't talk to her for the rest of the seminar. No reason really, I was just itching to get out of there. I had about a hundred other things better to do than sit and listen to things I already knew.

Suprisingly though, the Hero performed well for the 10 seconds she was using it. So the Hero gets some points, I don't...ahahaha
 
Yesterday a girl next to me needed a pen for note taking. She was nice enough, so I handed her my 51 (yeah, I'm that brave). After two failed attempts, I explained that it was a fountain pen and offered her a mechanical pencil.
 
I've never let anyone touch my pens at work.
But then again, I keep a handful of disposable ball point pens handy.
No one really likes to talk to IT guys anyway. Sometimes that's a good thing.
 
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