Don't "Sweeney Todd" yourselves today LOL

[Robert6891]

My nephew, 14, realized I shave with a straight. He nervously stood in the doorway watching me work. I offered to teach him, he declined, too afraid he'd "Sweeney Todd" himself . Now he texts me in the morning "Don't Sweeney Todd yourself today." Not bad advice I guess. So, all you straight shavers, have a good shave today and don't Sweeney Todd yourselves, LMAO!

 

[aussie]

Merry Xmas to you also and not much chance of any Sweeny Todd for me as I can comfortably shave with a straight after six or more drinks.

 

[Billhanna]

Isn’t everything comfortable after six or more drinks?

 

[lancre]

Isn’t everything comfortable after six or more drinks?

Well, WHILE you're doing it. Afterwards......