Most of us here have tons of soap, not one. WE are the weird ones.I’ve had to lie down for a while after reading this...
I had a buddy over a while back and showed him some of my soaps and he couldn’t get his head around me having more than a few. He said it was like “having 20 or more different deodorants or toothpastes”. I hate him him for his sensible thoughts, but he is not wrong! Lol