Deviant shave cream

[Seraphim]

OK, so our resident twisted pervert, Legion asked if using a "personal lubricant" would aid in the honing process.

I have no idea about that.

But, as I am currently on a business trip, and lost my suitcase on the way, I picked up some Gatsby shave gel at the local qwicky-mart here in Osaka, and it got me thinking about the possiblity of using Legion's idea a bit differently.

Why not try some of the Legion love lotion as a shave cream? We all are searching for lathering agents that provide max glide and slickness, so why not?

Perhaps it would facilitate smoother whacking off of the whiskers than a usual shave soap?

 

[SliceOfLife]

Why do you all have this bothersome glut of personal lube and no way to use it outside of shaving?


I know your plans Seraphim, but I'm telling you, this is not the path to mojo.

 

[Legion]

Why do you all have this bothersome glut of personal lube and no way to use it outside of shaving?


I know your plans Seraphim, but I'm telling you, this is not the path to mojo.

Resident Twisted Pervert. That would make a catchy custom title, I guess.

Hey Seraphim, if you do have a glut of lube that needs to be used up, I recommend coating your whole body, then sliding down the hotel hallway on your belly like a penguin. Make sure to time it so you go past the elevators just as the doors open.

 

[cleanshaved]

someone needs to find his suitcase. NOW

 

[BakerAndBadger]

No one seemed to notice you're in Osaka. Coming back with any kamis or jnats?

 

[jred]

I hate to contribute, but whatever. SWMBO always says I don't know when to shut up.

If you used a silicone based personal lubricant, wouldn't this also have a bonus effect of helping to protect the blade from rust?

 

[SliceOfLife]

Tell you what, buy me a Koma nagura and I'll send you some nice proper shaving soap.

 

[Seraphim]

No one seemed to notice you're in Osaka. Coming back with any kamis or jnats?

Not tellin'......

 

[Kentos]

He only brings back the bath robes he steals on the last nights' stay.

 

[Seraphim]

All we need now is for Paco to chime in and tell us that this is the stuff he's been using all along for his adventures in manscaping!

 

[BakerAndBadger]

Careful Sera, apparentry they have a rot of mojo in Japan.

By the way, if anyone fancies giving me some advice I've got a lovely little NOS kamisori kicking about in the basement that my brother lost in my suitcase when he was over in Belgium last week. Any ideas what I should do with it? Was thinking of giving it a tickle on the coti and seeing what it's like to look like Freddy Kruger.

 

[Doc226]

Still have not found your suitcase? Mojo.

Have you PMed Kent, Im sure it laying around the beaches in Hawaii.

 

[Seraphim]

It showed up this afternoon.


The only thing laying around the beaches in Hawaii is Kent.

 

[Doc226]

It showed up this afternoon.


The only thing laying around the beaches in Hawaii is Kent.

Great to hear it. Hopefully the experiments with personal lubrication are over.

 

[Seraphim]

Great to hear it. Hopefully the experiments with personal lubrication are over.

Let's just say I finished using fewer strokes than usual.

 

[duderdo]

No one seemed to notice you're in Osaka. Coming back with any kamis or jnats?

I hear jnats work great to weigh down stacks of lapping film.

 

[Doc226]

Let's just say I finished using fewer strokes than usual.

That there is the definition of "TMI"

 

[Seraphim]

That there is the definition of "TMI"

I'm talking shaving here, you pervert!

 

[honed]

I'm gone for a few days & obviously ALOT has happened meanwhile.
So many questiosn, so few answers.

 

[Doc226]

I'm talking shaving here, you pervert!

So was I lol