The more I think about that line, the more logic and truth I find in it.
"Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson
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Making joke yes? Have you forgotten gin? Try giving a rich dieting lady a tumbler of gin and see what happens.
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Ron Swanson never jokes about Alcohol.
...or bacon.
Huh? Ever heard of tequilla?
As I sit here sipping my second G&T of the night, I have to disagree.
Don't know what the Russians would think of this line.
Also have to +1 on the G+T.
Also have to +1 on the G+T.
No one cares what they think.
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Go Team Venture!
Second great drinking line :
"Reach into that crate and pull me out a bottle of single malt Scotch. Pour me four fingers and throw away the cap"
"I'm sorry. I only have blended whiskey."
"Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"
Second great drinking line :
"Reach into that crate and pull me out a bottle of single malt Scotch. Pour me four fingers and throw away the cap"
"I'm sorry. I only have blended whiskey."
"Why? Are children even allowed at this event?"
Pretty sure I know what Ron Swanson thinks of the Russians!
And statements like that are for people who lack the strength of personal conviction.
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I agree: if there is one thing Ron Swanson clearly lacks, it's personal conviction.
Ron Swanson would take exception to that characterization.
