I don't care who you are thats just funny.
Washing with soap and hot water won't necessarily kill everything, but it will wash it off the razor down the drain.
I wipe all razors I get with a rag soaked in alcohol.
It's pure steel, so nothing else is needed IMO.
You are right.
Cooties only come from girls, so just don't let them in your club and you'll be fine.
Cooties only come from girls, so just don't let them in your club and you'll be fine.