Okay, short of the lack of 444 aftershave balm, which isn't here yet, I think I have performed the ultimate "Frozen Face Freak's" shave tonight.
Don't you wish your shave was a freak like mine?
You do? Good. Here's what I did tonight, all of this with cold water.
Enjoy a face that is numb from the sheer amount of cold for the next 10-20 minutes.
I like I said. I'm a Frozen Face Freak.
Don't you wish your shave was a freak like mine?
You do? Good. Here's what I did tonight, all of this with cold water.
- Put alum in freezer.
- Pre-shave wash With Neutrogena for Men "Invigorating Face Wash"
- It's blue, it's in a tube, and it's glyceryn based and pretty chilly.
- Apply Proraso Green Pre/Post cream and let that soak in for a bit... Brr
- Lather up with Vostok, used a bit more product than usual. Dear God, my face is cold now.
- DE86 ("Goodbye" shave before it goes out tomorrow to a fellow B&Ber for a couple weeks in the contributor razor loan program) WTG, Relather, ATG
- Rinse with cold water very well.
- Take alum out of the freezer and apply to face.
- ANOTHER RINSE IN COLD WATER
- (in the future, 444 balm will go here)
- OSAGE! FEEL THE TINGLE!
- IT'S NOT ENOUGH, USE THE FRANKENJUICE
Enjoy a face that is numb from the sheer amount of cold for the next 10-20 minutes.
I like I said. I'm a Frozen Face Freak.
