Just watched the new Justice League movie in the theatres yesterday and today. There's nothing in it that would make me watch 2 hrs of Zack Snyder's superhero-sized existential crisis documentary, so why did I watch it twice? Because of one scene where Bruce Wayne uses a dang cartridge razor!
It passed so fast, I couldn't make out what brand he used, but I watched it twice just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. But there, in one of those few shots in the movie which is actually clear as day, Bruce really does use a cartridge razor. And considering that they have a tie-up with this movie, I'm guessing it's a Gillette.
Why would you do this to me DC? Bruce is the old guy in the line-up, so I figured if anyone was going to use a DE razor, it'd be him! Diana would dig it, considering that's how men of her day probably did it! The animated series had it right when they showed him using a DE razor
Its one thing if you show millennials like the Flash or Superman shaving with carts, but why Bruce Wayne? Come to think of it, how does Superman shave his indestructible whiskers? Thinking more, does he have to bite off his nails instead of clipping them? That disgusting, Man of Steel! Anyway, that's taking me off topic...
Seems like I'll have to contend myself with the idea that Alfred is probably the only one in that bunch who still shaves like a gentleman! And that makes me sadder than anything Zack Snyder could have come up with!
Rant, over...
It passed so fast, I couldn't make out what brand he used, but I watched it twice just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. But there, in one of those few shots in the movie which is actually clear as day, Bruce really does use a cartridge razor. And considering that they have a tie-up with this movie, I'm guessing it's a Gillette.
Why would you do this to me DC? Bruce is the old guy in the line-up, so I figured if anyone was going to use a DE razor, it'd be him! Diana would dig it, considering that's how men of her day probably did it! The animated series had it right when they showed him using a DE razor
Its one thing if you show millennials like the Flash or Superman shaving with carts, but why Bruce Wayne? Come to think of it, how does Superman shave his indestructible whiskers? Thinking more, does he have to bite off his nails instead of clipping them? That disgusting, Man of Steel! Anyway, that's taking me off topic...
Seems like I'll have to contend myself with the idea that Alfred is probably the only one in that bunch who still shaves like a gentleman! And that makes me sadder than anything Zack Snyder could have come up with!
Rant, over...
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