Chris is banned is banned because he wasn't invited to join the BanGang, and he's jealous.
Jessy is banned for some enormously long winded reason involving playful animals, 50's sitcoms and family values. It's in the rule book, and I'm only on volume twelve, but I know it's in there.
The only way you can check this is to be banned. So in the interest in sorting this out I hearby ban you.I think there's a rule on that, let me check....