Guilty on all counts.....Farmertan because he's a liar, a glutton and a sheepophile.
Guilty on all counts.....Farmertan because he's a liar, a glutton and a sheepophile.
countless times
It is the Judgment of Her Majesty's Court that Teppanyaki be banned for failing to file an appeal of his sentence with the proper appellate court of competent jurisdiction within the time period prescribed by law.Razorboi is banned again because I've never been sent to the gallows before.
The Count is banned because I remember the old Irish Spring commercials from decades ago ("Clean as a whistle!"). Now I feel old.
Hear'e, Hear'e! By the power invested in me (B & B's Emperor of Emoji'sIt is the Judgment of Her Majesty's Court that Teppanyaki be banned for failing to file an appeal of his sentence with the proper appellate court of competent jurisdiction within the time period prescribed by law.
Moreover, as to count two, the petitioner, Teppanyaki, is hereby banned on a Writ of Certiorari for failing to possess the requisite locus standi to ban The Count of Merkur Cristo (hereinafter: The Count), for lack of in personam jurisdiction.
Therefore, this Court quashes Teppanyaki's extra-judicial ban of The Count and fully reinstates The Count with all rights and privileges attendant thereto.
Finally, this Court finds Teppenyaki in contempt for attempting to ban Razorboi, an esteemed officer of this Honorable Court, who has served Queen and Country with honour and distinction, and was no more than doing his duty to the Realm by exercising his lawful authority to sentence this odious scoundrel to a just and final Judgment, whereby he shall become answerable to his maker and his soul thereby redeemed.
Executioner, prepare the giant straight razor. Hanging's too good for this irredeemable miscreant!
Teppanyaki, you may order your final meal from Über Eats. Just keep to the 15 Quid limit, please.
TCoMC is banned for musically arming kangaroos