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[RichGem]

Not sure. Google didn't turn up anything.

**Edit: that was Dragula.

(pssst. that was a joke, son. and to dragula)

 

[Swampfox]

(pssst. that was a joke, son. and to dragula)

Sorry, I'm the middle of a sugar crisis. Brain is not working.

 

[gollum83]

skklog claims he could get out of it. (see the picture tag thread) I agree with you, though, and in Halo, there are no ghosts or AI constructs available to players (blue or red guys).

There are too! Sort of...

 

[jadam318]

There are too! Sort of...

Have you seen any of the RvB episodes? They're great, especially if you've played a good bit of Halo! I don't know what that has to do with AI or ghosts, though.

 

[gollum83]

Have you seen any of the RvB episodes? They're great, especially if you've played a good bit of Halo! I don't know what that has to do with AI or ghosts, though.

Ahem...

Private Leonard L. Church is a main fictional character in Rooster Teeth Productions' machinima comic science fiction video series Red vs. Blue. Voiced by Burnie Burns, co-creator and main writer of the series, he is the de facto leader of the Blood Gulch Blue Team, a group of soldiers engaged in a futuristic civil war against the Red Team. Rooster Teeth often uses Church, who has an irate disposition, to advance the plot by managing the situation at hand.

To provide a twist in character development, Burns decided to kill Church early in the series and to return as a ghost...

After the conclusion of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, Church is transferred out of Blood Gulch to another base.... reveals to Church that he is not only an AI, but the Alpha itself.

Honestly, do I have to spell everything out for you?

 

[jadam318]

Ahem...



Honestly, do I have to spell everything out for you?

Not everything....just this. I haven't seen all of the episodes and didn't want to read through the whole wikipedia page about it.

 

[gollum83]

Not everything....just this. I haven't seen all of the episodes and didn't want to read through the whole wikipedia page about it.

Don't worry. All is forgiven.

 

[Swampfox]

Don't worry. All is forgiven.

All?????

 

[jadam318]

All?????

YES!!!

(joyous music and merry-making all 'round)

 

[Swampfox]

YES!!!

(joyous music and merry-making all 'round)

See, my services provided you a full pardon!

 

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

Why am I getting emails about being bi-polar?

 

[jadam318]

See, my services provided you a full pardon!

I'm not so sure it was your services that provided that, but I'll take it either way.

 

[Swampfox]

I'm not so sure it was your services that provided that, but I'll take it either way.

You're welcome! If you find yourself in trouble again, I shall gladly assist you.

 

[jadam318]

If you find yourself in trouble again, I shall gladly assist you.

That's what worries me.

 

[gollum83]

All?????

Don't worry. If he gets out of line again, then he will be swiftly beaten down.

 

[Swampfox]

That's what worries me.

Getting in trouble again, or being defended by me?

Don't worry. If he gets out of line again, then he will be swiftly beaten down.

 

[jadam318]

Getting in trouble again, or being defended by me?

Mostly being defended by you. I still doubt that you had anything to do with my pardon.

 

[gollum83]

Mostly being defended by you. I still doubt that you had anything to do with my pardon.

Oh really? He has everything to do with your pardon.

 

[blackfoot]

Well, if you must know...

Spoiler

You see, "hokey" is a slang term meaning "jail" and also meaning "decorated in a tacky way."

"Pokey" is a synonym for slow and lazy.

And so, it's actually a protest song as to the poorly decorated conditions of jails south of the Mason-Dixon line and the slow, lazy manner in which redecoration is accomplished.

Dear skklog,

How could the blue guy get out of this?

Penguinator, of course!

Dear Skklog,

Why am I getting emails about being bi-polar?

I'm not so sure it was your services that provided that, but I'll take it either way.

That's what worries me.

Ingrate!

 

[gollum83]

Dear Skklog,

Why am I getting emails about being bi-polar?

Obviously, I defer to Skklog's clearly superior advice. However, I'm willing to bet that it has something to do with one of your multiple personalities being bi-polar.