Ask skklog

[SpyvSpy]

I have a cat!!

I have 7 (not my choice)

 

[Swampfox]

Mostly being defended by you. I still doubt that you had anything to do with my pardon.

I have powers that you know not of!

Oh really? He has everything to do with your pardon.

See! Told you, Adam.

Ssshh!!! You'll encourage their bad behavior!

Obviously, I defer to Skklog's clearly superior advice. However, I'm willing to bet that it has something to do with one of your multiple personalities being bi-polar.

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic psychopath.

I do hate when different personalities develop different psych issues.

Especially when one is trying to kill the others!

It's like having a cancer cell that has caner.

That's one way of looking at it.

Also, does anyone want to play picture tag?

Picture pages, pictures pages, open up your picture pages! Now it's time for Bill Cosby to do a picture page with you!

A: Stop asking me, why do you all keep asking!!!

 

[RichGem]

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic psychopath.

Hey, everyone needs a hobby.

 

[Swampfox]

Hey, everyone needs a hobby.

 

[Gruder]

I have 7 (not my choice)

You own stock in a litter company?

 

[skklog]

It's not even remotely the same. Trust me...

I don't know, my cat is as big as some of your kids

 

[jadam318]

I don't know, my cat is as big as some of your kids

Dear skklog,

Do you own a puma?

 

[Duckster]

Q: How many lumps do you want?

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

Dear Skklog,

Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?

 

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?

 

[moonshine44]

Dear skklog,

Do you own a puma?

Or perhaps a giant sabertooth tiger? My youngest son is 6' 1" and weighs close to three hundred pounds, and my oldest is 6' 3" and weighs about 260...

 

[moonshine44]

Dear Skklog,

Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?

That would depend on whether or not you let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, wouldn't it?

(Notice how I phrased that in the form of a question?)

 

[jadam318]

That would depend on whether or not you let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, wouldn't it?

(Notice how I phrased that in the form of a question?)

(face palm) I'm staying away from this.

 

[luvmysuper]

(Notice how I phrased that in the form of a question?)

I'll take Inter-digital communications for 100, Alex.

 

[blackfoot]

Dear Skklog,

Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?

That would depend on whether or not you let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, wouldn't it?

(Notice how I phrased that in the form of a question?)

 

[moonshine44]

(face palm) I'm staying away from this.

Chicken!

 

[moonshine44]

I'll take Inter-digital communications for 100, Alex.

Funny how great minds think alike. I almost included Alex Trebek in my reply...

 

[RichGem]

Dear Skklog,

My little nephew wants to know why we have to say "smaller" and "smallest" instead of "littler" and "littlest."

 

[moonshine44]

Dear Skklog,

My little nephew wants to know why we have to say "smaller" and "smallest" instead of "littler" and "littlest."

You don't use "littler" and "littlest"? Where did you learn English?

 

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

Yesterday, I performed some terrible magic tricks for my nephew, as I am no magician. When the object disappeared, he said I made it "****-appear". Why would he say such a thing? Is Adam the real father of my nephew?