DT gets his suits tailored the way he does because he is overweight, and too vain to acknowledge that. Same reason for that horrendous comb over and fake tan. For the record, I am also overweight, but I don't try to cover that up.
Donald Trump Jr...
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Wasn't there something about a Wahl?
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I should apologize for starting this thread in the first place. I received this private B&B message from Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (She asked me not to reveal her username) :
"For the record, I want to make it 100% clear and unequivocal that Donald Trump Jr. does NOT have visible stubble. Don Jr. gives himself a daily BBS shave. B.B.S. To the best of my knowledge, there have only been three occasions where Mr. Trump's shave has been graded at DFS +... and on each of these said occasions, Mr. Trump was experimenting with different finishing stones. (It has been much publicized that Don Jr. has a preference for Coti edges on his straights, but he has, at times, attempted to refine edges on both JNATs and Arks, which are known to be responsible for his DFS + ratings. I would remind you that is an abbreviation for DAMN FINE shave - an extraordinary result, regardless of the fact that he almost always surpasses it with a BBS...)
So to reiterate, Don Jr. does not have visible stubble. He simply does not. He gives himself a BBS shave, daily, with a vintage straight razor. His preference is for Sheffield blades, although he does own a phenomenal American made Geneva that he is very proud of. And to dispel another rumor before it starts - although Don Jr. spends plenty of time on ebay searching for vintage razors, he has no interest in adopting any from Russia."
"For the record, I want to make it 100% clear and unequivocal that Donald Trump Jr. does NOT have visible stubble. Don Jr. gives himself a daily BBS shave. B.B.S. To the best of my knowledge, there have only been three occasions where Mr. Trump's shave has been graded at DFS +... and on each of these said occasions, Mr. Trump was experimenting with different finishing stones. (It has been much publicized that Don Jr. has a preference for Coti edges on his straights, but he has, at times, attempted to refine edges on both JNATs and Arks, which are known to be responsible for his DFS + ratings. I would remind you that is an abbreviation for DAMN FINE shave - an extraordinary result, regardless of the fact that he almost always surpasses it with a BBS...)
So to reiterate, Don Jr. does not have visible stubble. He simply does not. He gives himself a BBS shave, daily, with a vintage straight razor. His preference is for Sheffield blades, although he does own a phenomenal American made Geneva that he is very proud of. And to dispel another rumor before it starts - although Don Jr. spends plenty of time on ebay searching for vintage razors, he has no interest in adopting any from Russia."
Very very Biggly.
A good tailor can do wonders to make one appear slimmer. I do not think Trump has a tailor or truly has his own ideas about how he wants his supposedly very expensive suits. I am baffled but he is consistent.
Good stuff there Strop, almost as good as the fake Sean Spicer tweets!
I remember hearing something about him wanting his suits as comfortable as pajamas. Unfortunately that's the look you get.
I heard he is going for a wardrobe exclusively of herringbone tweet.
More and more every day, I think posts on Twitter ought to be called Twits.
Easy, Fellas, the course is beginning to drift here now...
I see what you did there.
Being of the extremely curly and dark facial hair variety, by the afternoon I'm often shadowy. Unless I want ingrown hairs and a pizza like complexion, that's just the way it is, as against the grain in any format is simply a bad idea for me. Hopefully you fellas don't judge me so harshly on first sight.
Rhody
I'm a Lumberjack.
He does seem to have a bad shave. Does he use Russian de blades I wonder.....
What's any of this got to do with the pet population of the 5 boroughs?
It could be worse.
(Emmet "Weary Willie" Kelly)
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It could be worse.
(Emmet "Weary Willie" Kelly)
So many jokes to make...
Well, if we're going to bring up the boroughs.What's any of this got to do with the pet population of the 5 boroughs?
Since starting to wet shave with DE and SR I tend to notice just how many men are unshaven. And I just don't get the new business attire of nice suit, shirt and tie and dress shoes with a one to four day beard growth. And I am surprised how many public figures don't shave regularly. Shocking!
I have that song on my playlist!
<tend to notice just how many men are unshaven.>
If all I knew about to shave with was canned goop and incredibly expensive multi-bladed plastic cartridges, which give me ingrown hairs every time, I would shave a lot less often than I do!
If all I knew about to shave with was canned goop and incredibly expensive multi-bladed plastic cartridges, which give me ingrown hairs every time, I would shave a lot less often than I do!
