Ban the user above you!

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

I'm banning everyone "who (are you...who, who, who, who"), puts classic lyrics into a ban.

"Being exiled is nothing but a dream of a glorious return". CBJ

 

[August West]

The Count of Merkur Cristo has been exiled to Elba.

He may retain his title.

 

[Teppanyaki]

I ban all of you for mentioning terrible music that you can't get out of your head.

However, in that spirit, you can replace "My Sharona" with "My Proraso."

 

[Duckster]

I ban all of you for mentioning terrible music that you can't get out of your head.

However, in that spirit, you can replace "My Sharona" with "My Proraso."

Teppanyaki is unbanned for bringing up The Knack, which is a band and a DE razor.

 

[mdunn]

Duckster is banned for trying to keep teppanyaki, even though its for excellent reasons

 

[Teppanyaki]

Teppanyaki is unbanned for bringing up The Knack, which is a band and a DE razor.

I hereby ban myself for not remembering "The Knack" . . . which would have been a good pun. I then unban myself since the song really isn't very good.

 

[Senshi]

I hereby ban myself for not remembering "The Knack" . . . which would have been a good pun. I then unban myself since the song really isn't very good.

Teppanteppanteppan

You can't unban yourself and then ban yourself only a Mod can do that.

Sorry, I have to ban you. Gots no other choice

 

[econjoe]

Senshi is banned for speaking of the powers of the mods.

 

[commanderkeen]

econjoe is banned for not being banned sooner then this!

In other news...

To ban, or not to ban, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,

 

[Doc4]

Friends, Romans, countrymen!
I come to ban commanderkeen, not to praise him.

 

[midoz]

You are just banned doc 4, no need to make a fuss about it. Go quietly now

 

[commanderkeen]

Doc is here forth banned for pooping on my party.

So...

Ye gods, it doth amaze me,
A man of such a feeble temper should
So get the start of the majestic world,
And bear the ban alone.

... and Midoz is banned for being faster than I.

 

[midoz]

Its how long you last is what makes a difference

commanderkeen is band from here on forth

 

[Intrigued]

midoz is banned for putting commanderkeen in a band.

 

[Mike H]

Connie is banned for making me spit soda on my keyboard.

 

[econjoe]

Mike is banned for drinking near his keyboard.

 

[SystemaCid]

econjoe is banned for making me wait til tomorrow for him to tell me something

 

[commanderkeen]

SystemaCid is banned for referencing something from outside this thread (or maybe earlier, either way he's banned).

Blah blah...

Hello exile, my old friend,
I've come to be with you again

 

[Senshi]

Commanderkeen ole buddy ole pal....

First you try to ban Doc after Midoz already beat you to it? That's like a slap in the face.

Then, you ban a veteran?!?!? Who's in the hall of fame no less!!! That's like a double slap in the face

Spoiler

Ahhh
I feel much better

 

[Teppanyaki]

Senshi is banned for a GIF from . . . I don't even want to know where.

And I still have not received any negimaki.