Intrigued BANNED for overheating the quote machine! Ban the machine!
Now he'll probably sue me.
Doc is banned for being a square, there.
On a side note...
You're banned! You're banned! The whole board is banned! They're all banned! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, banned and banned that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Doc, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane mod who likes to ban the women! Whaddya wanna gimme Doc, 3 weeks ban?
I am banning cleanshaved for being a flightless bird with green flesh.
Onwards...
*You can't handle the ban!* Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by men with mod-powers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Cleanshaved? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Khedquist, and you curse the mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Khedquist's ban, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.