Teppanyaki is banned for letting Shiro's and Benihana style "japanese restaurant" chains continue to trick people into thinking they're eating "hibachi" when it's really teppanyaki.
Everyone in the thread is banned yet again for not having faith in the Cleveland Indians. As a reference, may I suggest Major League. Plus, teppanyaki is delicious, and entertaining as well. I still have a Polaroid from decades ago - a great birthday dinner!
Sharp knives and fiery infernos make any dinner better!