If I commented on that, the post would most certainly be pulled.
Point taken Mr. Natural
Jokes that make you groan
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Point taken Mr. Natural
My friend got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
If a cows right legs are shorter than the left legs, is that lean beef?
Joe is a new man on a construction crew. The first day on the job, he opens his lunch box and mumbles, “Oh no, peanut butter!”
The next day, “Peanut butter again!”
This goes on for days, until another worker says, “Why don’t you ask your wife to make you a different lunch?”
Joe replies, “I’m not married. I make my own lunch.”
The next day, “Peanut butter again!”
This goes on for days, until another worker says, “Why don’t you ask your wife to make you a different lunch?”
Joe replies, “I’m not married. I make my own lunch.”
I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.
After I drank the food coloring, I felt like I dyed inside.
The cross eyed teacher was fired because he couldn't control his pupils.
Last Halloween I dressed as a bag of almonds. Everyone thought I was nuts.
The Apple store was robbed yesterday. Police are looking for an iWitness.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear
A buck an ear
My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper.
My Dentist won an award. They gave him a little plaque.
EclipseRedRing
I smell like a Christmas pudding
I used to work in origami. I decided to give it up due to the paperwork but before that business was increasing.
Sorry to hear your business folded
Sadly hilarious.
Would you guys prefer I lock Luvmysuper out of this thread. 
Phil is on a roll!
Would you guys prefer I lock Luvmysuper out of this thread.
I'll cry.
I love this thread.
And this one...
Random thought of the moment
I haven't seen a thread like this on the site to this point, so I thought I'd get one started and open a thread for the random thoughts of the moment for the many personas gratas on the board. *hears the sound of a certain box being opened...* Here are the rules: post whatever random thought...
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor
(Told to me by a lawyer)
Your Honor
(Told to me by a lawyer)
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