Chan Eil Whiskers
Fumbling about.
Bacon grease would work really well I think, but I might need to fight the raccoons, or the neighbors dogs, for it lol.
Speaking of dogs (the neighbor's dogs & dogs in China)...well, are there dogs in China? I'm too lazy to Google it. Anyway, I'm thinking of a special relationship you could have with the dogs next door. No, it's not dog fat shaving. That's just disgusting.
I'm thinking dog drool or dog slobber or whatever you call it. That stuff is really slick, but it's gotta be fresh so the stuff you buy in the store won't work (that's for you, Rave).
I'd try it but we don't have a dog now. When we had Golden Retrievers dog drool was ubiquitous. If we have a contest (see earlier post) I won't be angry if you steal this idea seeing as how you have access to the main ingredient.
Happy shaves,
Jim