Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Doc4. You had best unwind yourself and start showering me with Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely have to be fisticuffs!” – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in.Full Metal Jacket
11. Enough is enough! My patience with the airborne serpents which plague us has expired.
12. -Bruges is a shiny whale. --Bruges *is* not a shiny whale
-Bruges *is* a shiny whale
--Ray, we only just got off the foam flecked train! Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we've seen the flotsam place?
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Doc4. You had best unwind yourself and start showering me with Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely have to be fisticuffs!” – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in.Full Metal Jacket
11. Enough is enough! My patience with the airborne serpents which plague us has expired.
12. -Bruges is a shiny whale. --Bruges *is* not a shiny whale
-Bruges *is* a shiny whale
--Ray, we only just got off the foam flecked train! Could we reserve judgement on Bruges until we've seen the flotsam place?