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Baker's Dozen: Corrupted Quotations Edition
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Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
AA hmmm.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
AA hmmm.
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Star trek quote thing
Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
]Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
11. I CAN HAZ BEAMUP, SCOTTEE?
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
11. I CAN HAZ BEAMUP, SCOTTEE?
Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
11. I CAN HAZ BEAMUP, SCOTTEE?
12. YOU CAN HAZ LIFE, PEEPULZ!
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
11. I CAN HAZ BEAMUP, SCOTTEE?
12. YOU CAN HAZ LIFE, PEEPULZ!
Change a Star Trek quote to "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?" dialect.
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
11. I CAN HAZ BEAMUP, SCOTTEE?
12. YOU CAN HAZ LIFE, PEEPULZ!
13. ACT, AN U CUD EAT DINNR. FINKZ, AN U CUD BE DINNR - Klingon Cat Proverb
1. I IZ DOKTER, NOT UR PILLO!
2. May U livez long 'n' alwayz haz catnipz.
3. I Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! hasz cheezburger?
4. SILENCE! DIS TRIAL IZ OVAR! U IZ GUILTY. ON ALL COUNTS U IZ GUILTY. AN ACCORDIN 2 UR OWN LAWS, DIS COURT HAS NO CHOICE IN FIXIN PUNISHMENT. U WILL HANG BY TEH NECK CAPTAIN, TIL U IZ DED, DED, DEDED! SAY HI TO TEH BASEMENT KITTEH
5. HELLO COMPOOTER ... I CAN HAZ KEE-BORED?
6. I CANNA CHANGE TEH LAWS OV FYSICS CAPTAIN KITEH.
7. Grey URL iz hot?
8. TAKE UZ OUT OF ORBITZ MR. SUMO, WARP FACTUR CAT-TREETZ.
9. TEH NEEDZ OV TEH LOTZ DA OUTWEIGH TEH NEEDZ OV TEH FEW
10. CANZ YOUZ STOP PULLING ONZ DAT TRACTA BEAMZ PLEEZZ.
11. I CAN HAZ BEAMUP, SCOTTEE?
12. YOU CAN HAZ LIFE, PEEPULZ!
13. ACT, AN U CUD EAT DINNR. FINKZ, AN U CUD BE DINNR - Klingon Cat Proverb
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some daintyJane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. ... so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some daintyJane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. ... so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
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Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Doc4. You had best unwind yourself and start showering me with Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely have to be fisticuffs! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in.Full Metal Jacket
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Doc4. You had best unwind yourself and start showering me with Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely have to be fisticuffs! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in.Full Metal Jacket
Clean up a movie quote to play on primetime TV.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Doc4. You had best unwind yourself and start showering me with Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely have to be fisticuffs!” – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in.Full Metal Jacket
10. Enough is enough! My patience with the airborne serpents which plague us has expired.
1. If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up the back of your jacket and work your mouth like a puppet - Samuel L Jackson, The Other Guys
2. Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you monster-trucker, say what one more Goll-durn time!
3. "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands, you stinky ditch!" --Rooster "John Wayne" Cogburn, True Grit
4. "Let me tell you something, amigo. You pull any of your zany antics with us, you flash a piece of birthday cake on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it in your locker and close the combination lock 'til it goes click." - Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
5. Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some BBC regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some dainty Jane frou frou Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and place it on your noggin with a lubricated horse bridle! - Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop
6. so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his cowbell. Five long years, he wore this watch in his cowbell. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my cowbell for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. (Captain Coons, Pulp Fiction)
7. Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special BLEEP-pulling machine. That should do the trick. - Willy Wonka
8. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. Train hard and do what I say. That is all. (Sorry, there was a lot of editing needed.)
9. Billy Batts:.I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm joshing with you, and you're getting a teensy weensy bit fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito:.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts:.Okay, salud..Now go home and get your finest shinebox.
Tommy DeVito:.Sir, you go too far! You, you malodorous toffee nosed pervert! - Goodfellas
Doc4. You had best unwind yourself and start showering me with Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely have to be fisticuffs!” – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in.Full Metal Jacket
10. Enough is enough! My patience with the airborne serpents which plague us has expired.
