I prefer picking things online and having them show up at my doorstep.
I don't think I dislike people, but I dislike traffic and paying for fuel and the higher prices brick and mortar stores have to charge for overhead.
If I have to go to a store to buy it then there's a 90% chance I'll have to wade through a sea of ignorant goofballs in their pajamas pushing a shopping cart down the middle of an aisle and hovering in front of what I want to buy without any regard to the other people around them. The I have to stand in line behind someone who will probably ask for a price check and then pull out a checkbook to pay for one pack of gum. If I make it out with my sanity, I'll have to drive home behind either someone who is going 15mph below the speed limit with their left blinker on, or dodge someone racing 25mph over the speed limit with tires and rims that cost more than their house playing music loud enough to make my eyeballs jiggle.
Then there is always the joy of getting home and finding out the stuff I bought has an RFID tag behind the price tag and that my entire medicine cabinet is reporting my buying habits and product preferences to personalize the pop ups I see the next time I log into the internet.
I like to buy stuff online on then have a tag left on my door that says, "we tried to deliver this when you weren't home- we'll try again tomorrow when you're not home."
Or even better, having the package left on my porch in the blazing sun during a searing heat wave so when I do get home and open it I can pour everything out like melted wax..
Six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose..
If I have to go to a store to buy it then there's a 90% chance I'll have to wade through a sea of ignorant goofballs in their pajamas pushing a shopping cart down the middle of an aisle and hovering in front of what I want to buy without any regard to the other people around them. The I have to stand in line behind someone who will probably ask for a price check and then pull out a checkbook to pay for one pack of gum. If I make it out with my sanity, I'll have to drive home behind either someone who is going 15mph below the speed limit with their left blinker on, or dodge someone racing 25mph over the speed limit with tires and rims that cost more than their house playing music loud enough to make my eyeballs jiggle.
If I have to go to a store to buy it then there's a 90% chance I'll have to wade through a sea of ignorant goofballs in their pajamas pushing a shopping cart down the middle of an aisle and hovering in front of what I want to buy without any regard to the other people around them.
They are. You just live in the wrong place.