Slash McCoy
I freehand dog rockets
My wife doesn't carry a purse. I have pockets and therefore I am required to fill them up with so much girly stuff and couple stuff I can't get to my little pocket .380 or my buck knife. I swear, I am being slowly unmanned. I WISH she had more purses, some that she actually likes to carry or even to show off. She doesn't carry cash. She doesn't carry keys. She seldom carries phone. Credit cards? Drivers license? Nope. I carry it or it doesn't get carried.Or purses!!!
She doesn't do shoes, either. She only has maybe 5 pairs of shoes and for an American woman that isn't very many. But I keep catching her especially in the winter when it gets down below 50 degrees, shuffling around in my favorite slippers. AUGH! GIRL GERMS!