Why isn't my wife here asking questions?

[Haggises]

I see a lot of other wives asking "Oh what should I get my darling hubby for Christmas? ", and I see lots of responses around razors, brushes, soaps etc, many of which I'd like to have.

So where's my missus, and why hasn't she taken hints???

I'm getting coal again, aren't I?

 

[Shave_Rat]

You could always hope she just knows you well enough that she didn't need our help...

 

[Mick]

SWMBO does not know B&B exists.

I would rather keep it that way if you don't mind fellas

 

[vreddy2000]

SWMBO does not know B&B exists.

I would rather keep it that way if you don't mind fellas

yes please, lets keep this on the down low..
imagine if she got me something and I din't like it

I would not be able to ditch it and I would hate every time i would need to use it.

 

[yakster]

I'm glad that my Wife appreciates the fact that I ordered her gift to me for her... a sight unseen razor from Whipped Dog. I think the enjoyment will outweigh the lack of surprise.

 

[Shave_Rat]

SWMBO does not know B&B exists.

I would rather keep it that way if you don't mind fellas

How does she not know B&B exists, with the amount of time you spend surfing and posting here... lol

 

[Haggises]

You could always hope she just knows you well enough that she didn't need our help...

I don't recall if Manchurian Badger has ever come up in spousal conversation to be perfectly honest.
Pretty certain the name Wade and Butchers hasn't surfaced either.

 

[Haggises]

SWMBO does not know B&B exists.

I would rather keep it that way if you don't mind fellas

I echo Shave_Rats's sentiments and add....I've seen parts of your collection. If you think you're fooling her....you ain't!

yes please, lets keep this on the down low..
imagine if she got me something and I din't like it

I would not be able to ditch it and I would hate every time i would need to use it.

Damn good point. "Oh a new Tweezerman brush! I simply love it!!!"

I'm glad that my Wife appreciates the fact that I ordered her gift to me for her... a sight unseen razor from Whipped Dog. I think the enjoyment will outweigh the lack of surprise.

I already did this with my kids - "here, wrap this B+B essential boar and give it to me for Christmas"

 

[Saxman11290]

I'm getting coal again, aren't I?

Hey, if you have a charcoal grill, some nice coal might not be the worst gift!

 

[Haggises]

Hey, if you have a charcoal grill, some nice coal might not be the worst gift!

I got gas.

(slow straight fastball right over the plate.....)

 

[gash]

Can you hone with coal?

 

[Shave_Rat]

Can you hone with coal?

No, but if you really really really are bad, you may get enough coal you can forge with it. lol

 

[tsv]

I've been wearing the same jacket that I hate for years, because she knew exactly what I wanted. I don't this she would even know what question to ask.

 

[inspiringK]

I doubt mine would bother even thinking about B&B this year. I know she has seen our account receipt showing the 325 DMT that I recently purchased.

She hasn't mentioned it yet, so she must have resigned herself to the fact that her husband somehow managed to find her a crappy $50 diamond for Christmas

 

[Shave_Rat]

I've been wearing the same jacket that I hate for years, because she knew exactly what I wanted. I don't this she would even know what question to ask.

I'd have found a way out of that, at least after the first year... lol

 

[one cut]

I have a idea, you send me your Christmas list, I will E-mail it to your wife.

 

[Toothpick]

ahhhh bachelor life!