"When did you get that blue razor?"

[ateace]

Wife: When did you get that blue razor?

Me: Uhh...I've had it for a long time, just haven't used it in a while

Wife: It's really pretty.

Me:

Well, at least it's heavy enough to tenderize meat.

I could always go back to the HD on days when I need to validate my masculinity.

 

[jon619]

Love the "Uh... I've had it for a long time... " line - use that all the time. This? You mean this razor? I've had it forever!

 

[DunEdinRanger]

Long time if measured in hundreds of thousands of seconds. LOL

 

[BroJohn]

-- John Gehman