WOW that sounds familiar..... My household is much the same.The only time I turn green is when I turn green with envy while looking at some of the amazing razors posted here. A week or so ago I was at my greenest when two people posted their MK 33's on the same day. Oh well, I have a flawless NOS Klas Törnblom on the way so my color is returning to normal. I wish my wife would encourage me to buy straights. She thinks it's a silly hobby, and I generally sneak new razors, fragrances, soaps, or brushes into the house in my briefcase. However, she does have an uncanny ability to spot something new that is sitting out with the rest of my gear. She no longer complains after I pointed out that I never complain about the hundred or so bottles of fingernail polish in every color imaginable, or how I encourage her to purchase another pair of shoes or new clothes when she really doesn't need them. Now she just rolls her eyes whenever she sees me taking a SOTD photo as she can't imagine why anyone would want to look at them.