My new Feather Artist Club AG and a pack of blades. The build quality is superior and the feel and heft are just right. Now if I can learn to use it- old dog and new tricks you see. 

Enjoy! I'm not a fan of the Pro Guard blades. If they don't work for you, try a different blade before giving up on the razor.
Your avatar looks like Monty Woolley from The Man Who Came to Dinner.