So many possibilities for that headline. I think "sock garters" is a letdown, and that they are best reserved for black socks while wearing bermuda shorts and sandals. Or up high on a ladyfriend.
This coming from a guy who likely has a searsucker suit...note, I can say that because I went to UA
Maybe I should take better care of them when I wash them...because I buy long socks and they usually shrink!!