I remember that from quite a few years ago... Gotta love The Onion....
For those of you that don't know, and follow the Onion, did you know they recently came out with a movie? It's available on DVD at blockbuster (around here at least), and is all of the great things you love about the paper. As far as a movie goes (intro, story, plot, resolution, ending) it is pretty bad. But after a couple of lovely beverages, it is one of the funniest movies you'll ever watch. I honestly had to watch it twice to catch all the jokes because I was laughing so hard the first time.
So, if you like the onion, and would enjoy watching a movie that breaks all social boundaries, racial stereotypes, and all sense of decency, then go rent "The Onion Movie"...