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Vittoria

Vittoria

Just saw this on ebay (the goatee saver)
What a laugh the funniest thing is the seller has already sold 929 of them at $19.95 each.
He's laughing all the way to the bank I guess anyone else seen any crazy new shaving aids?
Smithy
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Loric

Loric

Kill it with fire!:spockflam


What are the metal rollers for on the front of the saver? Aside from trying to mimic Bane (nice catch Adam), I dont see any use for them.
 
fast14riot

fast14riot

That's too funny! I've worn a goatee for years and never cared much if it was perfectly symmetrical. You know what the difference is between a good trim and a bad one; two weeks.


-Xander
 
fingerguy

fingerguy

welshfellow said:
maybe to massage your goatee??? LOL
Smithy
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You guys are really naive. I own that thing and it's awesome. If you bothered reading the descriptions and reviews you will learn that the rollers are to adjust the width (for not everyone's face is the same size). You could try the eyeball effect with shaving around your goatee or you can use the two finger method, or you can use this which is what I do. The user of the product would simply adjust the width to their liking, bite on the mouth guard, then once you do that the Goatee Saver will naturally block the areas you want to keep protected and you shave around it at all angles so you have a PERFECTLY SHAPED GOATEE.

But I must be lame since I own it. This coming from a bunch of people that buy a multitude of shavers and post threads like, what blade did you use today? Whatever!
 
luvmysuper

luvmysuper

My elbows leak
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fingerguy said:
You guys are really naive. I own that thing and it's awesome. If you bothered reading the descriptions and reviews you will learn that the rollers are to adjust the width (for not everyone's face is the same size). You could try the eyeball effect with shaving around your goatee or you can use the two finger method, or you can use this which is what I do. The user of the product would simply adjust the width to their liking, bite on the mouth guard, then once you do that the Goatee Saver will naturally block the areas you want to keep protected and you shave around it at all angles so you have a PERFECTLY SHAPED GOATEE.

But I must be lame since I own it. This coming from a bunch of people that buy a multitude of shavers and post threads like, what blade did you use today? Whatever!
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I detect a bit of sensitivity here! :lol:

Don't be offended, we love to poke fun here at products (see the latest Williams or Lilac Vegetal thread) at least no one said your device smelled like bug spray or cat urine!

It's all done in a spirit of fun, and the jokes are aimed at the product itself, and never at anyone who might actually use it.
 
Krodor

Krodor

some of those look like they might have shown up on that Shark Tank TV show. Not that they are bad ideas, but just seem like that kind of product.
 
cb91710

cb91710

cryhavoc said:
I had a Goatee for 15 years and it was always perfectly shaped, but I didn't need that thing.
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Same here.

Ran any combination of a goatee/Van Dyke, or full beard for almost 20 years.
Went back to clean shaven when I picked up traditional shaving.

Trimming the goat was easy. My face has natural "bald spots" from the corners of my mouth down. If I were to go 3 months without shaving, I'd have a reverse FuManchu... I don't grown hair on that line.
So shower shaving, no mirror, super simple to shave everything but the goat.
 
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