I guess in the end, it’s not understandable to someone on the outside.
Not if you are not willing to try. You keep referring to being punched in the face; perhaps there is a clue there?
Seriously; there is no mystery here to be solved. What is so difficult to understand about how everyone likes to scratch their own itch? That's the sum of it. On a wetshaving forum, there is bound to be some who prefer one form factor over another. There is a thread here about someone who shaved with an axe.
Try being a little more open minded, and not so intent upon forcing everyone into a mental model that fits your current view of the world.