SOTD - Friday 21 September 2018
CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY DESK LAMP
ME: See the lighting in this @ChrisVanMeer photo? This is what we are trying to achieve. You have low/med/high settings, so why can’t you produce this kind of effect?
DESK LAMP: Ever consider it might not be me? @ChrisVanMeer is Dutch, so he is probably tall, trilingual, and very intelligent. You are a 5-foot Texan with barely passable English and declining brain cells. I rest my case. Besides, I thought we were in this SOTD thing for fun. You having fun?
ME: Tons of fun. You’re right. [Pause] Still, that is one gorgeous photo.
DESK LAMP: That is indeed one gorgeous photo.
Patti