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[coolbus18]

Well they don't keep growing, it's the corpse desiccating. A little shadow? I could live with that.

 

[santamariasteve]

^ Shaving since you were 11? Wow, Alan, I'm impressed.

BTW, your beard (and fingernails) keep growing for a while after you're dead, so you might have a little 5 o'clock shadow.

Growth after death is an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/science/nailgrow.asp

 

[xxvaleria]

I guess my joke was too obscure. However, my grandfather and two uncles were undertakers, and they barbered, shaved, and manicured their customers for cosmetic reasons.