OldSaw
The wife's investment
I get these calls from time to time asking me whether I have cable or satellite? I often have a hard time understanding some of these people and can't resist having a little fun. I usually simply repeat back exactly what I thought I heard them say and it really stumps them.
Tonight I told her I didn't have a satellite and then she started asking me about my cable. I asked her what cable had to do with my satellite and she started to explain about how they hook up to the TV. When I told her I don't have a TV she hung up.
Another guy thought I was pulling his leg the other day when he mentioned how I may have seen his company on the TV and I told him I didn't have a TV. Then as he went on he started telling my about a web site and paused and asked me if I had a computer, I said, "Of course! Everyone has a computer." He paused again and said, "You really don't have a TV, but you have a computer?"
Anyway, that was just a little fun I had. I know they have a job to do, but I hope I give them a little chuckle every time they call.
Tonight I told her I didn't have a satellite and then she started asking me about my cable. I asked her what cable had to do with my satellite and she started to explain about how they hook up to the TV. When I told her I don't have a TV she hung up.
Another guy thought I was pulling his leg the other day when he mentioned how I may have seen his company on the TV and I told him I didn't have a TV. Then as he went on he started telling my about a web site and paused and asked me if I had a computer, I said, "Of course! Everyone has a computer." He paused again and said, "You really don't have a TV, but you have a computer?"
Anyway, that was just a little fun I had. I know they have a job to do, but I hope I give them a little chuckle every time they call.