What else are straws supposed to do?
Paper straws suck!
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Cause wide ranging general chaos and political unrest lol.
That would be the last straw.
Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.
I need one like this to visit the two dogs next door.
I'll toss a box of straws over the fence in homage or something lol.
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Aha...Grasshopper, you have uncovered most mystical of all paradoxes....
“Straw that does not suck, sucks.
And straw that sucks, does not suck”
Contemplation of this may lead to total enlightenment.
*gong sounding in background*
When you can snatch the paper straw from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
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Yes, that's where this thread is headed....
I love it when my thread get sidetracked- it keeps them alive
"What is the sound of a sucky straw sucking?
A jailed waiter."
There is nothing better than actual Zen parables in the shaving venue, so I shall use this as a mantra tomorrow, see if it leads to enlightenment.
AA
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- #212
“A cup that is ever full.
A thirst that is never quenched.
Paper straw”
A thirst that is never quenched.
Paper straw”
I use a hollowed out shinbone from a California Condor, and it works a charm.
Vote for Ouch/Kanye in 2020, and I promise to pave over the rainforest.
Vote for Ouch/Kanye in 2020, and I promise to pave over the rainforest.
We all had paper straws here in the UK when I was a kid in the 50's/60's. The trick was, when one end turned soggy and collapsed, you would turn it over and then you could suck through it again as the liquid opened it up...
Simple
Simple
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Paper straws were the harbinger of the sun going down on the British Empire.
You can have a plastic cup and a paper straw because a sea turtle hasn't figured how to get a cup up its nose! I wonder if Slash has ever sailed through one of those continent sized islands of plastic in the Pacific.
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