"I do solemnly affirm that I will uphold my membership to the Order of Pinaud (a.k.a "The Club"), through my loyalty to the fine A/S, my unwavering dedication to assist all wet shaving enthusiasts, and to promote the iron-clad fellowship that is B & B.
I do swear this on my swords, my bakelite TECHs, '40's SS, and Trac II/Atra, and, my lance, my Rubberset horsehair: my weapons of choice in smiting the daily scourge that is my stubble".
Sir Knight Super Speed Brut: