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My Stetson Vanetine's Day Story

About 12 years ago I was gifted a Stetson Gift set on Valentines Day by a girl I had been dating for a few weeks. Just the usual stuff, Cologne, Aftershave and I think deoderant. It was not my cup of tea. At the time I was using Cool Water. But I figured I would give it a go since she must have liked it.

So on our next date, I used that Aftershave and a little of the cologne. I pick her up and let her in the car. I give her a kiss and the first thing she says is how much I stink. It is freezing out, and she is telling me to roll down the windows and that I should stop on the way to wash it off. Up to that point I tried to be nice, but I could not take it and I politely told her that I was wearing the Stetson that she gave me. She proceeded to get very red faced about her gift giving error.

Another time I was picking her up at her office after working out. The Gym I was going to had bottles of Clubman by the sinks to use. So I figured I would use a splash. I get to her office, which is near the top of a high rise. and she tells me how nice I smell. We get into the elevator and she said that the scent was driving her crazy. She gets a little naughty on me not realizing that there is a camera in the elevator. Get a smile and a thumbs up from the two security guards who must have watched the little show.

A week or two later, I am at her parent's house. I used the bathroom and guess what is on her father's vanity....a Bottle of Clubman :huh:
 
Does that story carry a moral epilogue? Did she marry you? :wink2:

Moral Epilogue? Well, I guess there are two:

  1. If you want to drive a woman away...nothing works quite like Stetson
  2. In an enclosed space, nothing gets you to third base with a girl w/daddy issues faster than Clubman.

I eventually broke it off with her. But not due to her poor gift giving skills or her getting worked up when I smelled like her dad.
 
Moral Epilogue? Well, I guess there are two:

  1. If you want to drive a woman away...nothing works quite like Stetson
  2. In an enclosed space, nothing gets you to third base with a girl w/daddy issues faster than Clubman.

I eventually broke it off with her. But not due to her poor gift giving skills or her getting worked up when I smelled like her dad.

:lol:
 

Luc

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Funny story, thanks for sharing!
 
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