My Beard is so tough...

[baba]

Gentlemen,

I need to laugh, please help me. I hope we can keep this one going for a while.

I'll start.


My beard is so tough it picked a fight with Chuck Norris.

My beard is so tough my razor filed for an order of protection.

My beard is so tough my after shave flinched.



...............

 

[dpmtherrien]

My beard is so tough even the bad asses move out of its way.

 

[A_Jameson]

My beard is so tuff, it can only shave itself.
My beard is so tuff, it's rumored to be on steroids.
My beard is so tuff, it's ignored by Chuck Norris when it walks into the room.
My beard is so tuff, it wears leather.
My beard is so tuff, it rides a Harley.
My beard is so tuff, it's never lost a knife fight.
My beard is so tuff, it's not afraid to drink a cosmo in a biker bar.

 

[mike72]

my beard is so tough i took on a porcupine and won.

 

[Pike]

My beard is so tough, it wades through Hell just to fight a circle saw...

 

[ShaveAddict]

My beard is so tough even Feather blades feels dull.

 

[michiganlover]

My beard is so tough it ate your beard for breakfast, denying you your morning shave. Maaahhhaa....

 

[Gafer]

My beard is so tough it was in a barber shop fight scene in a Jean-Claude Van der Hagen movie.

My beard is so tough it drinks Pinuad Bay Rum.

My beard is so tough it hangs out with a guys named Fat Boy, Slim & Rooney.

 

[Jim1968]

My beard is so tough, the closed comb razor became an open comb.

 

[otherstar]

My beard is so tough...

How tough is it?

My beard is so tough than when the Penguin hit it for telling her she was up **** creek, it hit her back!

 

[Master-Classter]

My beard is so tough it refused the godfather's offer

 

[cfriend]

"How tough is it?" ... Oh, this isn't that?

 

[sas71]

My beard is so tough I rip up concrete and asphalt for a living.

My beard is so tough i have to shave like Superman, heat vision bounced off a mirror.

 

[LinuxMintyFresh]

My beard is so tough, it beat your mama's moustache in a "Blade Dulling" competition.

 

[Chuck Norris]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into my beard

My beard is what Willis is talkin' about.

My beard can touch MC Hammer

My beard is the reason why Waldo is hiding

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be my beard

My beard smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is my beard's personal chef.

 

[jkh]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into my beard

My beard is what Willis is talkin' about.

My beard can touch MC Hammer

My beard is the reason why Waldo is hiding

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be my beard

My beard smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is my beard's personal chef.

My beard makes Chuck Norris weep.

 

[jwhite]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into my beard

My beard is what Willis is talkin' about.

My beard can touch MC Hammer

My beard is the reason why Waldo is hiding

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be my beard

My beard smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is my beard's personal chef.

My beard is so tough that it over threw your beard in a violent coup. Your face is now known as The Peoples Democratic Republic of My Beard.

 

[Matt555]

My beard is so tough that when I took a belt sander to it, the belt broke. True story...............

 

[Matt555]

My beard is so tough that it over threw your beard in a violent coup. Your face is now known as The Peoples Democratic Republic of My Beard.

This one takes the cake. I don't think anyone will get one better than this.

 

[Mycon]

My beard is so tough it can only be shaved when the lather is 5000 degrees Kelvin.