Miracle food

[dklaiman]

My local grocery store was out of the yogurt I usually buy so I decided to try something new--Safflower Power by Old Home. According to the label, if I eat 2 cups of this brand of yogurt a day, follow a low fat diet, and perform regular execise, I'll see improved body shape and tone in 8-12 weeks. I'm sure I'd never achieve this result if I followed a low fat diet and exercised regularly but didn't eat the yogurt. I wonder if I can speed up the process if I eat three cups of this yogurt a day.

-Dave

 

[SalvadorMontenegro]

You should probably eat only the yogurt and only when exercising.

I once ate this yogurt and the next week I won every major sporting event. In the world. Twice.

 

[Space]

You should probably eat only the yogurt and only when exercising.

I once ate this yogurt and the next week I won every major sporting event. In the world. Twice.

I wasn't sure what brand you guys were talking about so I just bought all of the yogurt at the supermarket. I'll eat it all tomorrow

 

[luvmysuper]

Only if you add punes to it.
The 50 yard dash is great exercise.

 

[SalvadorMontenegro]

I wasn't sure what brand you guys were talking about so I just bought all of the yogurt at the supermarket. I'll eat it all tomorrow

This is unhealthy. You don't want to lose too much weight too quickly.

 

[Monkeydad]

My local grocery store was out of the yogurt I usually buy so I decided to try something new--Safflower Power by Old Home. According to the label, if I eat 2 cups of this brand of yogurt a day, follow a low fat diet, and perform regular execise, I'll see improved body shape and tone in 8-12 weeks. I'm sure I'd never achieve this result if I followed a low fat diet and exercised regularly but didn't eat the yogurt. I wonder if I can speed up the process if I eat three cups of this yogurt a day.

-Dave

Any yogurt (or healthy food) paired with diet and exercise will do that.


Sounds like you found a fruit-flavored laxative though!

 

[dklaiman]

Any yogurt (or healthy food) paired with diet and exercise will do that

That can't be true. We have other brands at home and they don't have the same language on their labels.

 

[tg16]

That can't be true. We have other brands at home and they don't have the same language on their labels.

and they wouldn't say it if it weren't true.

 

[Desdinova]

My local grocery store was out of the yogurt I usually buy so I decided to try something new--Safflower Power by Old Home. According to the label, if I eat 2 cups of this brand of yogurt a day, follow a low fat diet, and perform regular execise, I'll see improved body shape and tone in 8-12 weeks. I'm sure I'd never achieve this result if I followed a low fat diet and exercised regularly but didn't eat the yogurt. I wonder if I can speed up the process if I eat three cups of this yogurt a day.

-Dave

I love ad claims.

No quantifier on how much you will improve.

Nor do they mention the lowfat diet and exercise WITHOUT the yogurt will improve you just as much.

 

[Confilo]

I'll stick with lobster, butter and bacon. It works!

 

[damooshki]

That can't be true. We have other brands at home and they don't have the same language on their labels.

Yeah my yogurt says no such thing. It can't be as good.

 

[Jim]

This is the yogurt of Chuck Norris.

 

[dklaiman]

This is the yogurt of Chuck Norris.

That comment is bordering on blasphemy. Mr. Norris could achieve these results in 3-6 weeks while eating only 1 cup of Safflower Power yogurt a day.

 

[tg16]

That comment is bordering on blasphemy. Mr. Norris could achieve these results in 3-6 weeks while eating only 1 cup of Safflower Power yogurt a day.

and nothing else!

 

[Stubblefield]

Yeah my yogurt says no such thing. It can't be as good.

Your yogurt speaks to you? I feel so left out.

 

[DFrancis]

this is my yogurt http://www.liberte.qc.ca/en/page.ch2?uid=Méditterranée
it's made with cream and is a dessert yogurt. 8.5 per cent milk fat yummmm.