It wouldn't be quite as embarrassing as it is if I weren't so rightfully afraid of my lovely bride tho. The woman knows where all the bodies are buried.Alas, I know that burden all too well.
It wouldn't be quite as embarrassing as it is if I weren't so rightfully afraid of my lovely bride tho. The woman knows where all the bodies are buried.Alas, I know that burden all too well.
That may be true, but I'm afraid my wife might have put them there!The woman knows where all the bodies are buried.
You got it werser than me! I at least can sleep with both eyes closed since I started drawing "so called Social Security"....... She's keeping me around so long that she wants to buy another freezer just to keep the checks rollin' in!That may be true, but I'm afraid my wife might have put them there!
I must admit that I'm not a huge fan now and stole these skittles from a large bag my mother had sitting on her desk. To keep a clean conscience I did leave her a can of Cherry Dr. Pepper and a can of Strawberries and Cream Dr. Pepper---memories of childhood slaughter and inspiration had struck and I had to act.(Not being a Skittles fan, there was no sadness seeing mine and others pulverized!!)