TELL AN UNTRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF.......
I Have Never Farted !!!!
keep it clean though.....
I Have Never Farted !!!!
keep it clean though.....
Lie to me
- Thread starter mark the shoeshine boy
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I never told a lie.
I never posted in this thread.
I love the Gillette Fusion.
I have a 23 inch vertical jump.
I am not awesome.
I always consider the consequences of my actions
Politicians are honest
I like my current title, just a little bit.
Edited to add; not this title, the one before it. It just changed.
Edited to add; not this title, the one before it. It just changed.
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I have never drank too much...for three people.
No B&B member has ever seen me in my underwear. 
The moderators are not out to get me. 
I am obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
I love my job!!!
obsequious, bootlicking: attempting to win favor from influential people by flattery
I didn't need to look it up.
Just the other day I was wondering where Mark the Shoeshine Boy has been keeping himself. (Actually, it was yesterday)
Trust me.
