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What does Beethoven do in his grave?
He decomposes.
He decomposes.
Jokes that make you groan
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road ??
It got stuck in a crack !!
It got stuck in a crack !!
I got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I told my wife that I absolutely LOVE Worcestershire sauce. She asked me what it was about it that I liked so much. Well, I said, it's hard to say...
Whoosh Ta Sheer .... simples
I visited a town in Massachusetts named Worcester.Whoosh Ta Sheer .... simples
The residents say it "woo stah"
We all know you lot hate U's
but Whooshtasheer be a town in the Motherland England, an yee canny unastan a bleedin Scot anyhoo!
"Wash your sister" sauce
He's got some pretty good videos, that's for sure!
I've never been particularly fond of Worcestershire sauce and after watching that video, I am definitely never going to like it...
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
The fact that people can't tell the difference between etymology and entomology bugs me beyond words.
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