What does the chicken see when it spots a head of lettuce?
The chicken sees a salad!
The chicken sees a salad!
Jokes that make you groan
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Girlfriend: It's over. For starters, I'm sick of your stupid jokes.
Me: That's fair. And for the main course?
Me: That's fair. And for the main course?
Why don't they play poker in Africa?
Because there's too many cheetahs.
Because there's too many cheetahs.
Well, a leopard never changes its spots.
But seriously, I like it when someone Linx their post to a previous one!
A local circus is advertising for a replacement clown as the current clown is retiring. I fancy a change of career, but then I thought, wow that's big shoes to fill.
I gnu you'd like it.
Great! These are the kind of puns I really Gopher!
It's fun because Toucan play this game!
I don't want to Boar you, but if you have more, Owl wait for them!
That's almost more than I can bear. I haven't the hart to go on ... I'd pay someone else to do it for me but haven't the doe.
Oh Deer, if Ewe keep this up for much longer Alpaca lunch!
Sometimes we can Bee persistent, but I don't think we do it on Porpoise.
Maybe some of these are a bit hard to Swallow, people may think it's a Croc.
Ok, we certainly don't want to create Panda-monium, I'm Otter here.
A skunk a deer and a duck are eating in a restaurant. When the checks came the skunk said “I can’t pay. I only have a scent.” The deer said “I only have a buck.” So they put it all on the duck’s bill.
Isn't strange that the people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, yet the people from abu Dhabi do.
I fixed my wife's steak-cooking guide.
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Why can't you trust soapmakers to have an accurate list of ingredients on their labels?
because they always lye
because they always lye
A blonde goes into a library, walks up to the librarian and says; "I'd like a hamburger, fries, and a coke." The librarian says; "Ma'am you're in a library!"
The blonde looks around, leans over, and whispers; "I'd like a hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The blonde looks around, leans over, and whispers; "I'd like a hamburger, fries, and a coke."
Tonight's supper: Sexy Salad
lettuce alone
lettuce alone
What did one skunk say to the other skunk in church?
"Let us spray"
"Let us spray"
I wouldn't say the promotional campaign in "great"
... but isle call it fair.
Potatoes make French fries, chips, and Vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying! 
