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I've been lying to everyone here.

Toothpick

Needs milk and a bidet!
It's true. I have been. But I promise you it was not intentionally...

Since I joined here in October I've put it out there that i've been DE shaving for "a year" or "a little over a year". Well in fact my very first DE razor shave was January 6th, 2012. Yup, this year. I humbly apologize for portraying myself as someone that was more experienced and i assure you it was not done intentionally. It honestly has felt like it's been longer than a year.

I was just sitting here tonight browsing through B&B and ran across a thread that got me to really think hard about when i started wet-shaving. It then dawned on me that I posted a pic of my first razor and a review of my first shave on Facebook, so i started with the Timeline on October 2011, and didn't find the pic/review till January 2012. I was shocked! so once again allow me to apologize and set the record straight..... I have not been wet-shaving for "a little over a year" or "a year". My very first DE razor shave was on January 6th of this year and for my punishment I will copy/paste my very first review of the shave i had that night so you all can make fun of it as it is a very noob review. I have since learned MANY things. Also my very first razor porn.... (Merkur 34C)

The review: "just shaved with it and i must say im a genius for buying this cause its gonna save me a ton on razor blades. I never really got razor burn to begin with and there wasn't any for sure with this. in my opinion it was a better shave but not the OMG THIS IS HEAVON ON MY FACE like the reviews said. (i could feel that way because i really had super high exceptions for this) im 100% sticking with it but not for the "ultimate shave" i'm sticking with it for the ULTIMATE SAVINGS. if you are sick of paying $20 for 4 cartridge razor blades then you'd be crazy not to switch. im also prolly just gonna use one blade one time and not the 3-6 times they say you can. i mean i paid $12 for 50 blades!! why would i subject my face to a used blade at that price? oh and the best part...DID NOT CUT MYSELF ONCE."

and my first razor porn:

$first razor porn.jpg
 

Toothpick

Needs milk and a bidet!
haha not the most exciting read, but i remember posting more than once when i "thought" i started wet-shaving. I correct my mistakes.
 
Wow, you are averaging 400-600 posts per month so it looks like you have a lot of search and editing to do to make sure to really set the record straight. I also feel that I have gained a lot of experience since starting traditional shaving back in July, but I also have learned at the ripe old age of 34 that I have much left to learn.
 
Your a hoax! You should be ashamed of yourself! lol Just kidding I think your being a bit hard on yourself. !!.5 months is close enough to year for me anyway. Sleep well tonight....:lol:
 

Toothpick

Needs milk and a bidet!
I think I posted a few times October 2011 was when I started. Maybe I got confused with dates when I started hating cartridge razors. It wouldn't hurt me to cut back on the posts a little bit. But I need something to occupy my time between job searching.
 
I think I posted a few times October 2011 was when I started. Maybe I got confused with dates when I started hating cartridge razors. It wouldn't hurt me to cut back on the posts a little bit. But I need something to occupy my time between job searching.


Blame the internets. 2 months on the internets can be a lifetime.
 
Now that the truth is out we can call off the federal investigators and direct our attention to those who claim BBS on the second shave. :a21: :a22:
 
Is that why you had your name changed? Trying to cover it up? I have a feeling this "confession" was induced by a little black mail.
 

rockviper

I got moves like Jagger
For shame, for shame!
We should change your username to DEshave or somthing like that as punishment.
 
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