(Inspired by the big "I used Tabac for the first time today" thread, with apologies to Lennon/McCartney)
I used Tabac today oh boy
I was a lucky man I'd have to say
And though the blade was rather dull
The lather saved my face
The whiskers lost their place
It blew my mind out with its scent
Am I the only one who's not appalled?
The family gathered 'round and stared
They'd seen my face before
Nobody was really sure why I had such a silly grin
Ahhhh .....
I'd love to turn you on --- to TABAC!
I used Tabac today oh boy
I was a lucky man I'd have to say
And though the blade was rather dull
The lather saved my face
The whiskers lost their place
It blew my mind out with its scent
Am I the only one who's not appalled?
The family gathered 'round and stared
They'd seen my face before
Nobody was really sure why I had such a silly grin
Ahhhh .....
I'd love to turn you on --- to TABAC!