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I used Tabac Today ...

(Inspired by the big "I used Tabac for the first time today" thread, with apologies to Lennon/McCartney)

I used Tabac today oh boy
I was a lucky man I'd have to say

And though the blade was rather dull
The lather saved my face
The whiskers lost their place

It blew my mind out with its scent
Am I the only one who's not appalled?

The family gathered 'round and stared
They'd seen my face before
Nobody was really sure why I had such a silly grin

Ahhhh .....

I'd love to turn you on --- to TABAC!
 
Woke up, needed a shave
But my woolfat just wouldn't behave
Added some more water and swirled it in my cup
And looking up, I noticed the Tabac
Found my brush and how about that
Made great lather in seconds flat
Found the scent was like flowers and smoke
Somebody spoke* and i went into a dream
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.........




* "How long are you going to be in there!?"
 
Woke up, needed a shave
But my woolfat just wouldn't behave
Added some more water and swirled it in my cup
And looking up, I noticed the Tabac
Found my brush and how about that
Made great lather in seconds flat
Found the scent was like flowers and smoke
Somebody spoke* and i went into a dream
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.........




* "How long are you going to be in there!?"


Hey, cool! I gave up on that verse. Just couldn't come up with anything.
 
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