I have married a Saint

[Demaskee]

My wife was awesome and got me a bottle of Clubman Special Reserve aftershave for Easter. I repayed the favor in true Demaskee fasion by accidently squeezing the bottle too hard when she was giving it a test sniff. She took a nice blast up the right nostril, resulting in 10 minutes of nose blowing, spitting in the sink and exclaiming how much it burned.

On the plus side, she did say it wasn't a bad smell (once the burning subsided).

I've married an amazing woman.

Happy Easter Gents!

 

[franz]

I'd never hear the end of it.

 

[whavens]

I almost blew Pepsi through my nose when I read that. I would have run far, far away.

 

[oldtrout]

I'd never hear the end of it.

I doubt the OP ever will.

 

[sychodelix]

Poor guy. She knows where you sleep. Probably on the couch.

 

[chilliman64]

I can imagine (hear?) it now, the future at Jason's house - "honey, I got some new AS/balm/cologne etc, come smell it..."

insert response here => "xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx you xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx"

I hope you went and bought flowers!

 

[Mick]

Not cool....

Just watch out if she wants to show you her new spiked heals she got unless you want to find one in your eye

 

[CFSoto]

Poor guy. She knows where you sleep. Probably on the couch.

+111....Craig

 

[Demaskee]

I can imagine (hear?) it now, the future at Jason's house - "honey, I got some new AS/balm/cologne etc, come smell it..."

insert response here => "xxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx you xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx"

I hope you went and bought flowers!

Haha! The responses are killing me. Sadly these types of occurances are not uncommon in this household. Years ago the victim, I mean my wife and I were at my parent's house for dinner. Right as we're sitting down my dad starts trying to swat a fly out of the air. He makes contact launching it straight into her open mouth. It happened so fast all you heard was the whoosh of the flyswatter and PLEAHH!

I have no idea why she keeps me around, especially since we took out life insurance policies recently.

 

[chilliman64]

I have no idea why she keeps me around, especially since we took out life insurance policies recently.

hmmmm...

great story about the flyswatter!

 

[franz]

Haha! The responses are killing me. Sadly these types of occurances are not uncommon in this household. Years ago the victim, I mean my wife and I were at my parent's house for dinner. Right as we're sitting down my dad starts trying to swat a fly out of the air. He makes contact launching it straight into her open mouth. It happened so fast all you heard was the whoosh of the flyswatter and PLEAHH!

I guess the apple does not fall too far from the tree...

 

[Sir Lurkalot]

Now we know why plastic is substituted for glass in aftershave. To get back at SWMBO!

 

[Lexbomb]

Haha your poor wife. I guess she is lucky is wasn't osage rub, it would clear any blocked nose though. You know when ever you wear it now she's going to have flashbacks and start sneezing and coughing.

 

[Topgumby]

Any woman who snorts Special Reserve and still has the composure to recognize the essential goodness of the scent is a keeper.

 

[clk]

You, sir, are one lucky man!

 

[Artimid]

Wow, she must really like you. You shove A/S up her nose, your father makes her eat flies, I can't imagine what your children would do. Did your mother poke her with a needle before the wedding? Or sew the dress to her leg? Talk about a Saint indeed.

 

[the_edski]

Wow and I thought blowing AS up your OWN nose was a rare occurrence...

 

[2fast]

Funny.

 

[RailroadMan]

I did the same thing with the same aftershave to my daughter a few months ago.

 

[celestino]

Congratulations, Jason! You are one lucky gent!