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How to wrap presents with a cat

Heck, it worked like a charm, and tided me over through the dark days until I discovered my rare and foolproof ability to sweettalk any woman I desire. :lol:

If you thought that having a cat was actually working, apparently this mysterious skill already existed...

-Mo
 
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, then close door.
3. Open back door and drop-kick the cat to the bottom of the garden.
4. Wrap present in peace.

:thumbup1::001_smile
 
It's no easier with a dog, let me assure you. Except there is a step 40 when you have a small dog that's very mobile...Attempt to find place to store present where dog won't unwrap it!
 
I suppose I should feel lucky that my cat doesn't like me and won't go anywhere near me (unless I have food).
 
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