What is your response when someone asks "Gee, how many friggin' razors do you need?"
How do you respond?
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Depending on who's asking
- As many as I please.
- None of your business.
- As many as fingers in a fist !
- Would you have said the same to Monet, about his paintbrushes ?
- As many as I please.
- None of your business.
- As many as fingers in a fist !
- Would you have said the same to Monet, about his paintbrushes ?
"They are an art-form"
As progressive as Portland pretends to be I have had no locals argue with that rationale.
As progressive as Portland pretends to be I have had no locals argue with that rationale.
I don't. What business is it of theirs?
"All of them."
SWMBO stopped asking after 5..........
She knows how obsessive I get with my "hobbies."
She knows how obsessive I get with my "hobbies."
Would you prefer a scruffy beard? It can be arranged ya know?
One more. Just one more. (Lather. Rinse. Repeat.)
Just one more!
n + 1 = optimal number of razors
where n = the number of razors you have
where n = the number of razors you have
I'd just say "as many as I need".
The answer is usually "I don't NEED any of them, but I enjoy collecting them."
That shuts most people up, although my wife still rolls her eyes.
That shuts most people up, although my wife still rolls her eyes.
How many whiskers can you count in my stubble!
one for each day of the year
My lady friend asks me this all the time. I always say "Not enough or i would've stopped already."
....i am buying them to leave to my sons...........
one for each friggin day of the year
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