Yes, a direct punch in the face is more the norm.![]()
You know what they say, "A good kicking never hurt anyone."
Yes, a direct punch in the face is more the norm.![]()
I usually eat alone, as by the time I prepare a plate for myself the girls have already wolfed down the grub too quickly to even notice if there was silverware on the table. Is this covered in your rules?
One more thing- a lot of you guys are going to have some explaining to do when you find out that god is left handed.
I had to restrain myself from jumping over the table and forking his hands. That wouldn't have been polite of me.
The knife is your little controlling instrument, with which you elegantly load your fork.
I'm not sure if that's covered in my rules. It depends on what you're eating, I think. Send me a plate of food every night and I'll tell you what rules apply to that dish.
Is Ouch saying that he's left-handed? I am left-handed, too. We are a proud folk that have subsisted on the scraps and remains of right-handed oppression.
Did I miss the rule about securing a coating of peas to your spoon full of mashed potatos? Should I be using my fork?
You should only use a spoon when it is completely impossible to pick up the food with a fork. Thus, peas and mashed potatoes should both be eaten with a fork.
Did I miss the rule about securing a coating of peas to your spoon full of mashed potatos? Should I be using my fork?
What about the whole spoon vs. fork for dessert deal? I've always preferred a fork for cake, pie, etc., (there are, after all, "dessert forks") but many times I've been served a spoon. Is there a "rule" on this? Or just individual preference?
I think this applies only if you make an indentation in your pile of mashed which is then filled with brown gravy. Then, you can use the mashed to pick up the peas.![]()
I'm fully aware that most Americans think English folk are effette fools for eating the way we do, while the English reciprocate for thinking that Americans are a bunch of oiks.
My wife tells a story of her visit to England 20-odd years ago. She saw a television commercial there for Pizza Hut (I think) and the ad made fun of us American barbarians for picking up pizza and eating it with our hands as opposed to the civilized practice of using a knife and fork.
What about the whole spoon vs. fork for dessert deal? I've always preferred a fork for cake, pie, etc., (there are, after all, "dessert forks") but many times I've been given a spoon. Is there a "rule" on this? Or just individual preference?
This might be a more Euro/Polish thing, but one that I follow.... the unused hand doesn't belong in your lap. Rather, rest that forearm or wrist (not elbow) against the table gently (unless the chair has arms).
Sounds a bit crazy. Do whatever you want with that spare arm - it's dinner, not an iron maiden.
Toodlepip,
Hobbes
Don't talk with food in your mouth...
Sorry, all. I should have specified that these are American table manners. Table manners in the UK, Europe, and in other countries are quite different. Even still, most of these points are not strict rules, but generalizations and/or suggestions. Please take the post with a grain of salt.(No pun intended, I swear). Thank you all for your contributions to this thread.
Also, I forgot to add a small statement to the passing 'rule'. Typically, you pass to the right. However, you never want to send anything in the direction opposite to the direction everything else is passed in (yes, it's a silly rule, but usually only used in more formal settings).
I'm sure I've missed a lot of things/mis-stated some things or just wrote in a confusing manner. Please draw my attention to them. Constructive criticism will only make this 'guide' better.
Thanks, B&B!